At 5pm on Ulva, when the ferryman makes his final journey across the 0.3-mile stretch of water from Mull, the island seems to breathe a sigh of relief. All day, the sturdy little barge has puttered back and forth, ferrying the walkers who have come to explore the craggy coastline, and the holidaymakers in search of a good lunch at the island’s wee pearl of a café.
As the sun goes over the yardarm, only Ulva’s 18 full-time residents remain and order is restored. The crystal-clear water is still, the jetty is bathed in honeyed light and the only sound is the crackle of wood in the café’s fire pit. Once the flames have settled and the first beers have been cracked open, scallops dropped off by the fishermen will find their way onto the grill along with garlic butter and fistfuls of fresh herbs.
You can understand why this is interior designer Banjo Beale’s favourite time of day on the tiny Hebridean island. ‘Suddenly it’s all yours again,’ he says, passing around slices of homemade focaccia and cans of local ale. ‘It’s so great to share it during the day, but then it becomes your little secret and you get it all to yourself. There’s just a wave of calm that washes over.’
You would imagine most on Ulva share this feeling, but Banjo may have more cause to relish the peace. Banjo and Ro’s Grand Island Hotel – the BBC TV series about the house he and his husband, Ro, have spent the past two years turning from a once-grand but latterly crumbling mansion into a beautiful boutique hotel – has made him something of a local celebrity.
Originally from Australia, the couple fell in love with Ulva in 2022. They had been living on Mull for more than a decade, with Ro working as a cheesemaker and Banjo, a former winner of BBC TV’s Interior Design Masters, building his career. Then Banjo was tasked with renovating a bothy on Ulva for another BBC TV show, Designing the Hebrides. A storm meant that he was trapped for days on end in the bothy while he did it up.

